‘Come-by-Chance’

As I pondered very weary o’er a volume long and dreary -
For the plot was void of interest – t’was that Postal Guide, in fact,
There I learnt the true location, distance, size, and population
Of each township, town, and village in the radius of the Act….

But my languid mood forsook me, when I found a name that took me,
Quite by chance I came across it – ‘Come-by-Chance’ was what I read;
No location was assigned it, not a thing to help one find it,
Just an ‘N’ which stood for northward, and the rest was all unsaid.

I shall leave my home, and forthward wander stoutly to the northward
Till I come by chance across it, and I’ll straightway settle down,
For there can’t be any hurry, nor the slightest cause for worry
Where the telegraph don’t reach you nor the railways run to town.

And one’s letters and exchanges come by chance across the ranges,
Where a wiry young Australian leads a pack horse once a week,
And the good news grows by keeping, and you’re spared the pain of weeping
Over bad news when the mailman drops the letters in the creek.

But I fear, and more’s the pity, that there’s really no such city,
For there’s not a man can find it of the shrewdest folk I know,
‘Come-by-Chance’, be sure it never means a land of fierce endeavor,
It is just the careless country where the dreamers only go…

All the happy times entrancing, days of sport and nights of dancing,
Moonlit rides and stolen kisses, pouting lips and loving glance:
When you think of these be certain you have looked behind the curtain,
You have had the luck to linger just a while in ‘Come-by-Chance’.

“Come-By-Chance”

Banjo Patterson, Australian poet (1864-1941)

Book Review: The Crying of Lot 49

You might think that because this is the shortest of Thomas Pynchon’s novellas, its little fists would have less of an effect on your face. This is an untrue assumption.

“The Crying of Lot 49″ is a philosophical muddle of theories that lead nowhere and paranoia that leads everywhere. It can only be described as a book that confuses and astounds with one of the most magnificent crescendos I’ve seen in modern literature.

Sound chaotic? That’s because it is. This book follows Oedipa Maas (read into the name what you will) on a journey to discover whether the US Postal Service isn’t quite as benign as we all think.

Sound strange? That’s because it is. While the story line is far clearer than other Pynchon novels, this book is still a melting pot of genres that looks to detect meaning through a fantasy that may actually be reality; a hazy meditation on communication focusing intently on a muted trumpet.

Image“I came,” [Oedipa] said, “hoping you could talk me out of a fantasy.”

“Cherish it!” cried Hilarious, fiercely. “What else do any of you have? Hold it tightly by its little tentacle, don’t let the Freudians coax it away or the pharmacists poison it out of you. Whatever it is, hold it dear, for when you lose it you go over by that much to the others. You begin to cease to be.”

This unruly novel is well worth a read. If you’ve never tried Pynchon before, I absolutely recommend starting here. It is not an easy book and you will not understand it the first, or second, or maybe even third time you read it (I certainly didn’t), but even understanding 1/4 of it still leaves this book a very solid 4 out of 5.

Beginning of a Hero for Free!

Beginning of a Hero for Free!.

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Click on the link above to download Charles Yallowitz’s new fantasy book fo’ free! A great blogger deserves a great audience, so let’s get reading.

Book Review: Quicksilver by Neal Stephenson

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An alchemist, a vagabond, and a blond harem slave walk into Restoration England… if you can come up with a witty conclusion for this joke, please let me know.

This, as you have no doubt guessed from the unambiguous title of my post, is a listing of the three main characters found in Neal Stephenson’s epic historical novel, Quicksilver. Weighing in at 927 pages, this is only the first book in a trilogy known as The Baroque Cycle. Factual, dense, and anachronistically amusing, Stephenson certainly does not make it easy for a reviewer to categorize this book.

Quicksilver is broken up into three separate sections: the first follows Dr. Daniel Waterhouse, son to an extremist Puritan and founding member of the Royal Society in London. Daniel’s most interesting attribute is his friendship with a ghostly and monomaniacal Isaac Newton. The second story chronicles the swashbuckling adventures of “Half-Cocked” Jack, the King of the Vagabonds in France who falls in love with the Harem slave Eliza, whom he rescues. The final plot traces Eliza’s journey from a Turkish Harem to becoming a tutor in the French court as she works for various political figures and intrigues to abolish slavery.

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While this book is obviously a massive achievement and really fantastic if you ever find yourself in a trivia match based solely on 17th C English science and politics, it is, like many of its characters, slightly unhinged. The first third of the book drags under far too much historical research, giving the reader too much trivia and not enough plot. The second story is where Stephenson really shines, bringing us moments like the invention of dynamite fishing and characters like the brothers who make their living pulling down on hanging men’s legs to “ease their passing.” The third section contains the majority of Stephenson’s charm as he creates the character of Eliza, but from a literary perspective, she is certainly unlike any woman I could ever imagine existing. Her story is great, but her character completely lacks motivations for her often extreme actions.

Now, if you are a history buff, have a lot of time and patience, or have a passing fancy to learn a significant amount about science in Restoration London, read this book. If not, read the second story and call it a day.

What Every LA Girl Wants: A Nomination!

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This little blog was nominated for the Liebster Blog Award by a wonderful fellow blogger, mirage231. First off, thank you so much! The Liebster Blog Award is given to up-and-coming blogs to recognize and promote the new to the blogosphere.

After a bit of web research, it seems no one is quite sure where this award originated (although it is German for “dear”), but then again, I played baseball for years and was more than stoked with those mini-plastic-bat trophies, so this award compared to those is phenomenal! It even has graphics!

 

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Here are the rules:

  • Post the award on your blog
  • Thank the blogger who nominated you for this award and link them in your post.
  • Write 11 random facts about you.
  • Answer the 11 questions asked of you.
  • Post 11 questions for your nominees to answer.
  • Recognize other bloggers that you think deserve this award, and try to avoid nominating bloggers who already have a Liebster Award nomination. Notify them of your nomination and post your link.

Here are Mirage231′s questions:

Q1. Your favorite book. The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
Q2. The most memorable outing/expedition/trip/journey you’ve been to. I moved to Melbourne a few months ago for a year. A new accent is not the only thing I’m learning down unda’.
Q3. Your favorite place in the whole world. The abandoned playground in the city where I grew up.
Q4. Would you rather undertake a journey by rail, car, air or sea and why? Rail: I came up with the plot of my new novel while taking trains throughout Italy.
Q5. Tea or coffee? Everything with caffeine. 
Q6. Your favorite movie. Or Three. Almost Famous.
Q7. Cats or Dogs? Dogs. 
Q8. Favorite superhero and why? Does Penny Wong count as a superhero?
Q9. Favorite website. Goodreads.com
Q10. When you were 10 years old, what did you want to be when you grew up? A writer.
Q11. If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? The end to “Lost,” because really, where was Gilligan?

Here are my questions for my nominees. Post links to your responses in the comment section. Hope you’ll participate!

  1. Your favorite city in the world:
  2. Your favorite food on a cold / snowy night:
  3. What book have you read more than any other:
  4. What movie can you quote every line:
  5. Coca-cola or Pepsi:
  6. Where do you find your inspiration:
  7. What was the craziest thing you ever wanted to be:
  8. City or country:
  9. If you could be a character in a book or movie, who would you be:
  10. Cookies or cupcakes:
  11. What is your favorite blog or website:

Here are my nominees for the Liebster Blog Award. Congratulations!

Magic and Marvels

Book Nerd 2611

Something to Move You…

The Book Musings

PineNeedles and Paper Trails

Thanks again Mirage231 and hope my nominees will participate!

Interview: Brookline Booksmith – Behind the Scenes at a Boston Icon

If you’ve ever been in Brookline, Massachusetts, on a snowy winter evening, walking with a mug of Nutella Hot Chocolate from Paris Creperie, and peaked in a window to find a room of warm heaven, then you’ve seen Brookline Booksmith. The ceiling is decorated in white fairy lights, the books are displayed like colorful bits of candy, and the steam collecting at the bottom of the window promises that you’ll be able to feel your toes again very soon. It is a Boston icon that hosts writers and events, has a new and used book section, and has successfully utilized the internet in a way that few bookstores have managed.

Here is a an interview with the Paul from BMail:

Julie: What makes you recommend a book to a customer?

Paul: I have three steps I go through.
I ask them what they’ve been reading lately, or what was the last book they loved. That usually brings something to my mind. If I can’t get them excited about the books I recommend, then…
I ask them if they will trust me for a minute, and I take them to a book that touches on one of the books they mentioned to me; something tangential, or something analogous. But something that I know well. If that fails…
I make a pitch for one of my personal favorites, almost regardless of genre or subject. By this point, I’ve already given them the honest help that they have asked for, and now it’s just time to shove the world’s best book in their hands and say: trust me.
And this is happening in the Booksmith, so they usually do trust me.

 

What is the most popular book you’ve ever seen fly off the shelves?

Harry Potter. Next question.

Why do you think Brookline Booksmith is such an icon of Brookline, even when eBooks are becoming more and more popular?

Well, we are simply an excellent bookstore. We are approachable, friendly, our staff is attractive and intelligent, and we cram as many hand-picked books and gift items into one store as probably any other retail venue in the world. We can help you find the book new, used, or specially ordered. If you are in a pinch you can get your newspaper, a gourmet bar of chocolate, a cook book, a book of poems, books for your kids, a box of greeting cards, a spatula shaped like a guitar, a fifty dollar pen, a ten dollar pendant necklace that looks like a sixty dollar pendant necklace, a stack of 50 cent used paperback spy novels, a wind-up sushi toy, and a bag of cookies. And we won’t even be surprised at all of that when we ring you up. And if you are a member of any number of non-profit cultural organizations in the area, we will give you a discount.
Also, your dog gets a treat.
And we bring your favorite authors here to read to you.
And we’ve been doing it for fifty years, and now nobody in the neighborhood would ever want this space to turn into another bleeping bank or cell phone store. 

Do you consider eBooks to be in the same market as printed books, or are they marketed to different buyers?

I hardly ever find myself discussing ebooks with customers, but now that we carry the Kobo ereader (which has tons more available titles than any provider, and is a slim, lightweight device that is the equal or better of any other one on the market) the frequency of those conversations has picked up.
I think the marketing takes care of itself…if you are someone who likes new devices, you probably have done the research and bought yourself an ereader. If you aren’t interested, then marketing isn’t going to have much of an effect. All hype aside, my hunch is that there are enough people who just aren’t interested in changing over to ebooks, and that the demise of the paper book is far far in the future. A balance between the two mediums is starting to show itself.

How does Brookline Booksmith choose what books to carry in store? 

We’ve been here since 1961, and all that time we’ve been paying attention first and foremost to our customers, and then to the publishers’ reps who make the trips to talk to our three book buyers.
We pay close attention to the people we meet, and then we find them the books that they want, and the books that they don’t yet know that they want. 

 

Brookline Booksmith has a very extensive “used book” section. How do you decide what used books to buy for this section?

Now that is a whole different art form. Our used book buyers operate in a different manner from our new book buyers. They have to stock the shelves with what will sell, of course, so a good portion of what they buy will reflect the same tastes of the collection upstairs. But they also have more license to take a shot with the weird, the bizarre, and the unusual, because they don’t have to commit to buying a half dozen copies of this weird, bizarre, and unusual book. It seems like it’s a blend of knowledge, hunches and a sense of humor. I always tell people that the greatest thing about the Used Book Cellar is how it catches the books that fall through the cracks of new bookstore upstairs.

 

Brookline Booksmith does a great job of supporting local and lesser-known authors. Why do you think this is important?

It’s important because this is Boston, which has a ridiculously high population of writers. If we didn’t invite them to read here all the time, and stock their books on our shelves, not only would they get mad and tell their friends and family to stop coming here, but we’d also be stupid, because they are really talented people who write very very good books.

How do you choose which authors to promote?

From what I understand (our events director is usually moving at a high rate of speed, or else on the phone, so it’s hard to get detailed explanations of what she, or any of the past directors, does.) it’s mostly a question of “who can we get?” A lot of authors and publishers have an established relationship with our events series, so there are a number of events that come to us, so to speak. But our events director will also make pitches to publishers, sending them clever and passionate emails to convince them that, should the author be heading our way after this new book hits the shelves, then we would be the most deserving to host them. She will also field dozens and dozens of calls from new and local authors, and we try our best to guage who is going to fit the best in our store, and who will engage the best with our customers’ interests.

In a bookstore, books are arranged with some showing their full cover, others only their spine. Does this affect the book sales? How do you choose which books to face outward?

It does affect sales, to some extent. I think that most “faceouts” are more of a response to sales, or at least to how many of that book our buyer has bought. We booksellers are, in this sense, extensions of our buyers. If they believe in a book enough to buy a dozen, or thirty-six, or three hundred copies of a book, then we face that book out. Because they are almost always right. But booksellers (each of us with our handful of sections that we personally look after) also have a duty to inject our own tastes and opinions, so we’ll make room for a faceout of a book that we really love, even though we know it might not ever sell. It’s the principle of the thing, you know? We want browsers to know that this bookdeserves to be seen. You might never buy it, but we are going to present it to you.

Other times, it’s 11:25pm and you just want to start that hour-long commute back to Newtonville, and this shelf you are straightening is a total mess, and the only way to get all the books to fit right is to faceout any old book that makes the books fit right.

Brookline Booksmith has a great online presence, from BMail (an email newsletter), to a Google Calendar, to an online store. Has this made a difference in your customers staying connected? Do you follow any other bookstores / publishers / authors online? 

It has absolutely made a difference! It’s always going to be true that the vast majority of our sales will be made in-person, inside the bricks-and-mortar Booksmith rather than online, but the way we connect with our customers outside the store is vital to the way they think of us. We aim to be available all the time.
And you’ve only mentioned a few of the ways. B-mail is sent out to over 7,000 subscribers, and opened up by over 2,000 readers every week, which is far above the industry average for a retailer’s newsletter.
We have a Twitter account with almost 7,000 followers.
We have a general staff blog, and a travel blog, with new posts almost every day (do you know how many writers work here? this blog isn’t advertising. it’s literature.)
We have a facebook page, and so does the Card & Gift Room.
We are on Tumblr, we are on Instagram, we are pretty much anywhere that people share their experiences. Everything this store does is aimed at keeping the literary, cultural, and social life of Brookline humming, and our online presence is just another way of doing that.
You can find links to all of these things near the top of the newsletter, http://www.brooklinebooksmith.com/b-mail.htm.

I am so happy to have gotten a chance to answer your questions! It’s good sometimes to sit down and think about all the reasons that this place is important to me, and to my neighbors in Brookline and Boston.

Thanks so much to Paul for answering these questions! The website is http://www.brooklinebooksmith.com and I really recommend checking it out.

1000 Views!

I finally hit 1000 views on my blog!

Thanks so much to everyone who’s been checking me out!

Stick around for more awesomeness to come.

I thought thus stuff only existed in Star Trek!

Book Review: Griffin and Sabine

“Griffin and Sabine,” by Nick Bantock, is not your typical book. It is a picture book… for adults. An artist friend of mine (shout out to Mackenzie for her good taste!) sent me this book, and I am very glad she did. The writing was interesting and natural, the story a mystery, and the book itself a piece of art.

The main focus of this book is its aesthetic beauty, so I won’t spend too many more words on it. Instead, I’ll post some pictures from the website (property of http://www.nickbantock.com) for you to marvel at.

Just read it. You’ll love it.

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From a High School Teacher

From a High School Teacher

Click above for a very interesting discussion from a retiring high school teacher in the USA. He talks about the implications of standardized testing / AP testing on university performance and looks at why teachers are being denied a voice in an ever-more politicized education debate.

Please do not blame those of us in public schools for how unprepared for higher education the students arriving at your institutions are. We have very little say in what is happening to public education. Even the most distinguished and honored among us have trouble getting our voices heard in the discussion about educational policy. -Kenneth Bernstein

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